The tragedy is when you’ve got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs. ~D.H. Lawrence
Sex is emotion in motion. ~Mae West
A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~Author Unknown
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
My personal favorite:
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, “I guess we answered that question.” ~Author Unknown
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